I am finally done with my online editing ek ek. :D Or so i think. I disconnected (forced) muna coz my mom's gonna use the phone. Hay, major chikahan blues nanaman sila ng kapatid niya. So i've decided to create an entry offline while imma waiting for them to stop blabbering. (Hindi ako broadband, sorry naman.)
I woke up at I guess around 8:30 in the morning, so far isa sa pinaka mga late kong gising, not so sure or maybe earlier than that, basta ganung time. I slept at my sister's room coz mine's already devastated. (The bedcovers were all pulled out and there were lots of boxes around the floor. I no longer inhabit the place so you could guess why it's in a state like that.)
Geez. It feels so nice waking up in the morning without any alarm clock pestering you, or without that 'panicky feeling' i'm having everytime i realize it's a Tuesday or a Thursday. (N1 classes with the legendary dragon lady, babeh.)
Surely, we'll miss classes with Prof Recio. That uber ancient, old-as earth (HOY OA na!) nurse-slash-anthropologist-slash-doctor-slash-professor of ours. I've even quoted down her last few quotes to live by during our last N1 session that would surely help one in his/her entire life time. You be the judge:
(WITH your ENEMIES)You're made up of 70 % water! (Sabay dilat ng mata) Kaya kapag merong umaway sa inyo, you tell him or her, hoy tubig ka lang !
Ain't it so nice? When faced in an argument with your enemy, argue scientifically! At pag feeling mo dehado ka at bobo siya, personalan na lang! Lalo pa't alam mo ang genetic makeup ng kaaway mo. ("Eh gago ka pala eh, may depekto naman ang genotype ng nanay mo! Kahit ipa-polymerase chain reaction mo pa yan, tangina! Hindi uubra sayo gene augmentation therapy! Wala kang makukunan ng matinong gene donor!)
(Just make sure that you're more intellectual than him/her or else, you'll be pretty embarassed.)
(CHOOSING THE FOOD YOU EAT) Oh, so you see? The health hazards being derived from the chemicals in the factories which are in turn being eaten by fishes? Tapos huhuli kayo ng isda at matutuwa kayo dahil ang taba taba? I wonder why the Chinese people like them so much! It's better to eat snakes!
Sosyal talaga tong si Prof. At isinuggest pa sa amin na kumain ng exotic foods to have a longer life (Siguro, kaya hanggang ngayon eh buhay pa siya. Makakain nga ng buhay na PALAKA.)
I remember tuloy another pa-sosyal incident; it was when she asked who among us lives in Makati and shops at Market Market 'cause magpapabili kuno siya ng LIMANG tumataginting na SMOKED HICKORY CHEESE, kamusta naman. (Eh masarap daw yun eh.) Since Lea, who happens to live in Makati raised her hand, she was then assigned by Prof Recio. The following week, Lea approached prof with one sausage-shaped smoked hickory cheese that she bought from MM. At kamusta naman:
Prof: WHAT IS THAT? What do you want me to do with that?
Lea: But Ma'am this is the hickory cheese you've assigned me to get from Market Market. I only bought one because I'm not sure if this is--
Prof: I did? No! I did not! When? Why would I tell you to buy this? I can afford it!
Me: But ma'am, you DID assign whoever among us is able to buy one and whoever lives near Makati and--
Prof: (Referring to Lea, aba, dinedma ako) How many did you buy? I'll pay for it!
Lea: No ma'am, it's okay. I-
Prof: No, okay, you eat it! I can afford it, why would i assign you to buy one and that is not the hickory cheese. It's not SMOKED, you see there, it's not SMOKED! (Goes away)
(Imagine si Lea, nginangatngat yung keso. mehehe. Pish tayo Lea, wabyooe!)
(CLEAN LIVING)Everywhere you go, there is always pollution. You know where there is no pollution? (Stares at us.) Oh god, would you please help these people, (makes the sign of the cross)shower them even just a little knowledge about something...(losing patience)SA MOUNTAINS! GAGU! Doon kayo pumunta because there is no pollution there and just make sure that there are no snakes. Mga babae diyan, do not live with your fathers there unless you want to cohabit with them and produce offsprings from mga gagung mga...
Wag daw kami mamundok at maki-cohabit sa mga tatay namin dahil aanakan daw kami kung gago ang mga tatay namin. Kamusta naman. 
ang biblical talaga ng pinanggagalingan ng mga teachings ni Prof.
(TALKING NONSENSE) Isa pang salitang marinig ko and it will cost 5% of your grade! ALL OF YOUUU! Mga GAGO! Daldal ng daldal, mga wala namang laman ang UTAK!
Pag si prof ay around, wala kayong right na magchikahan. Siya lang. Mehehehehe.
Now I'm going to explain the MEAT of your examination, all the things you have discussed are nonsense. You don't just read it, DIGEST it! (Sabay laki ng mata)
Basta. It was really our last time sa isang N class with her. For freshies like us ng UP college of Nursing, grabeh, ang heavy niya. Ewan ko ba kung ilang years na siya at ilang ilong na pinadugo niya. Heavens at nakagraduate na din kami kay Recio. (Terrorecionism according to Kenny)
Pero, I'd really like to thank her for everything she'd done for us. Negative man or positive para sa ego namin. I hope they'll all be of help to us in the future. Isang legendary dragon lady ba naman? Whoooo! Hands down ako!
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